Eyes, that dating athletic don't often cum
She looks good when she sweats and has a lean body. What else should you know when it comes to dating an athletic girl?
1. Yes, she eats. Like a lot. There is no splitting in her world. You get want you want and she gets what she wants, plus some of yours.
2. More than half of her closet will be by the renowned designer, Nike. Maybe some LuLu Lemon or Under Armour. Believe me it cost just as much as Gucci.
3. There is a 50% chance she is currently wearing a sports bra. As you continue your courtship that likelihood increase by 100 base points each month you date. It is guaranteed by the time you get married, about 4 years from now, she will be wearing a sports bra 24/7.
4. She owns twice as many tennis shoes as she does any other shoe, but she still loves to wear something that doesn’t have laces.
5. Underwear is not a requirement as an athlete. See, finally a win-win. It rides up in places that only you, my friend, should go.
6. If she is upset at any point, grab her running shoes put them at her feet and run away. She knows what to do.
7. There will be dirty-talk. Not the kind you are fond of though. More like snot-rockets, runner’s trots and loose toenails. Bet you are turned on now.
8. If you can give a decent massage then you can get away with anything. Watching football, reading comics or whatever. You just need to have one hand rubbing her at the same time.
9. She will ditch you at any given point for her team. Just so you are aware of her priorities – breathing, eating, training, sleeping, teammates, you. I just saved you a few arguments. You’re Welcome.
10. She has a hard time finding clothes, because she is built like a brick shit-house. If she finds something she can keep on her body for more than 5 minutes and not bitch about the fit, let her buy it.
11. She likes her naps. Do not, I repeat, do not interrupt her naps.
12. If you workout with her and you at any point say she “Lifts/Runs/Swims/Etc. like a girl”, she will probably destroy you just out of pride. She will let you do her actual workout, not the one tailored to “go easy” on you.
13. She will always look awesome in workout clothes. Count yourself lucky because not every woman does. And not everyone has a butt like she does.
14. Those days that she looks like a world-class model are because she finally took 5 minutes to put on a bit of makeup. She is pretty much gorgeous all the time.
15. Along those lines, if you meet her friends for an outing it might take her time to find and recognize them. Athletes have a hard time remembering people when they wear normal clothes and have their hair down.
16. Her idea of vacation is hiking, running, swimming, climbing or biking something that happens to be located in a place that is not where she lives. Basically, there will be no lounging on a beach for hours at a time unless windsurfing, wake-boarding or surfing are involved after her morning run.
17. Sleeping in for her is like 7:00 am. Which is 2 hours extra than she normally gets.
18. Her trophy case will always be bigger than your trophy case. Accept it my friend.
19. To her a “diet” is cutting out her afternoon cookie while keeping her evening cookie and ice cream. A girl has needs.
20. Yes, her butt will always look that amazing. Don’t let her skip her sprint workouts.
Most importantly, a girl that takes the time to workout and live a healthy life is definitely someone you want to be with. Don’t let a little extra muscle and sweat scare you away.